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These are a bunch of quotes that I've collected over the ages that I really like and would like to share!

Life can still be beautiful even if the world is burning down around you.
-Unknown
 
Do not meddle in the affairs of Wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
-JRRT
 
If all the world's a stage, I want better lighting!
-a tee-shirt
 
Duct tape is like the Force: it has a light side, a dark side, and it's what holds the Universe together.
-Unknown
 
I know you believe you understand what you thought I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
-a postcard my mom got back in the 70's...
 
We are NOT amused!
-Queen Elizabeth
 
Dwarves are very upsetting.
-Prince Charming, Into the Woods
 
Panicking never got anyone anywhere except head-long into a wall.
-Me!!
 Too much of a good thing is wonderful! -Mae West

I am free if all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. -WC Fields

The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your heard. -Terry Pratchett

It's hard when a pretty hand rattles you cage; you see the bars for the first time. -Little Johnny England, from the song "Moon at my Window"

A good friend will get you out of prison. Your best friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn, we sure fucked up!" -'nuther bumpersticker

Life is just another form of AIDS... It is transmitted sexually and inevitably leads to death. -Unknown

End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path; one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass; and then you see it White shores; and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise. -Gandalf, RotK movie