If you're any of my friends: Email me! If you're a stalker: This address is fake! If
                           you're a stranger who's wandered onto the site by accident: Hello there! Why don't you email me? I like
                           making friends.
                           So you're probably thinking that I'm insane, right? And you wanna email me with the addresses to some insane asylums? Thought
                           so. Well, if you have any questions or comments about the site, feel free to email me! (The address isn't really
                           fake; just don't tell the stalkers!)