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These are a bunch of quotes that I've collected over the ages that I really like and would like to share!

Life can still be beautiful even if the world is burning down around you.
Do not meddle in the affairs of Wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
If all the world's a stage, I want better lighting!
-a tee-shirt
Duct tape is like the Force: it has a light side, a dark side, and it's what holds the Universe together.
I know you believe you understand what you thought I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
-a postcard my mom got back in the 70's...
We are NOT amused!
-Queen Elizabeth
Dwarves are very upsetting.
-Prince Charming, Into the Woods
Panicking never got anyone anywhere except head-long into a wall.
 Too much of a good thing is wonderful! -Mae West

I am free if all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. -WC Fields

The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your heard. -Terry Pratchett

It's hard when a pretty hand rattles you cage; you see the bars for the first time. -Little Johnny England, from the song "Moon at my Window"

A good friend will get you out of prison. Your best friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn, we sure fucked up!" -'nuther bumpersticker

Life is just another form of AIDS... It is transmitted sexually and inevitably leads to death. -Unknown

End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path; one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass; and then you see it White shores; and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise. -Gandalf, RotK movie